Taken from today’s Daily News:

Beatles Invasion:
So Heather McCartney received $56 million from Paul. Too bad she didn’t take him for every cent he has — because The Beatles were America’s first invasion of internal terrorists.

By singing and selling their double-entendre songs to the limited 1960s mentality that prevailed at the time and by openly taking drugs, these four, lower than low, have brought the United States to where we are today: still trying to combat the plague of these four deadly bugs who infested the minds and bodies of far too many innocent youths who turned into far too many not-so-innocent adults.

-Paul Vaughn
Van Nuys

I thought the “four deadly bugs” line was a nice touch.
You can’t make this kind of stuff up, folks.